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J Lo’s bling cannot be trusted. The Kardashian divorce trial will be filmed. And Mathew McConaughey is married. These are some of our favorite links of the day … enjoy!
Matthew McConaughey married his baby momma this weekend. The couple whispered their vows into each other’s ears so that no one knew what they’d said, “but you could tell it was emotional because she was teary-eyed.” There’s no way to know what the sweet-nothings McConaughey whispered were, but we’d like to think it was this line from Dazed and Confused: “Man, that’s what I love about high school girls: I get older, they stay the same age.”
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Justin Bieber decided to pull a prank by breaking into his manager’s twitter account and posting “I wet the bed a lot.” Bed wetting. Haha. Good one. Classic J-Beebs!
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The artist formerly known as R-Patz would like to be called Robert Pattinson, because he is on the verge of some serious thespian s**t and the vampire/boy toy moniker R-Patz is really messing up his A-list street cred.
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Snooki is scared to breastfeed because “it’s like you’re a cow.” However Snooki plans on overcoming her bovine fears for motherhood because “its the best nutrients for the baby.”
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J-Lo is not engaged to pool boy boyfriend Casper Smart. Just because she is wearing a diamond ring on her engagement finger does not mean you should be “fooled by her rocks.” The moral of this story is everything that glitters isn’t gold or an engagement ring.
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Tragically, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’s divorce depositions will not be filmed. But Momager Kris Jenner need not worry about her daughter losing the spotlight for long, because there will be cameras rolling when the divorce goes to trial. Kardashian Krisis averted.
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Forget The Bachelorette and get your champagne toasts and roses ready for the next episode of Ben Stiller’s comedy Burning Love.
