Generaldubious morality. minced oaths. picnics. dreaming. b-movie bedtimes. words. sunglasses after dark. outer space. burning bridges. otters. outdoor cafes. staring at the stars. pinot grigio. mexican wrestlers. the walking dead. pulp novels. hangin' with detlev in the h room at the sound. throwing darts in lovers eyes. "chimney sweep chic". jerry stahl. hardboiled slang. photo booths. ginger tea. camille rose garcia. walking in the rain. the nelson mandela suite (aka the frock shack - free the frock! frockabilly freakout! frock 'n' roll!). blurry nights in buenos aires and even blurrier nights at jimmy the priest's with o'neill. magicians. laughter. conducting thorough scientific analysis upon the mysterious 'multigrain roll'. cathedral-gazing. getting re-acquainted with my eyebrows. writing utensils. sunglasses and IV's. lamenting the dis-organised crime syndicate that could (/should) have been. vodka & tonic/soda (altho' - somewot, on occasion - staggering back into wild whiskey territory these days). psychiatrically themed programming. incense without peppermints. box wine. old new york. buried treasure. putting my arms around a memory. the stooges as a state of mind. atlantis. the wild west. oriental carpets. emergency rooms. crunchie. working on becoming the first female boy scout troop leader (i've got some rockin' ideas for new merit badges, boys!). deputy lou ford. militaria. leaving inexplicable, inebriated, indecipherable messages on yr voicemail - preferably between 5:30 & 6am. marriage. insomniacs. clanky bracelets. mother russia. staying awake for days at a time. sleeping. lots of blankets & open windows. the mysterious gangsta bar hidden in the back of that deli. doin' the narcan can-can with frilly knickers. sacred hearts. old places. old things. weimar germany. pimps. prostitutes. the salt of the earth. mother of earth. jeffrey lee & lee hazlewood & rowland s. howard & my long gone dead daddy & mother russia (did i done say that already? huh?) & out of body experiences. . . hah!. drinkin' yr ass under the table. records. "boy" & "girl". louie louie & barnacle bill the sailor. hot sauce. guns. bein' rick james, bitch! being yr best friend or yr worst enemy. cacti. maintainin' my cool. warm climates. sacrificing my dignity to make people laugh. nautical things. black dresses. pneumonia. gettin' to the bottle shop. surviving death. unhealthy foods. standing up for my rights, as a consumer. the history channel. pizza. edvard munch. tellin' it like it is. books. one of these days - finding my mind (just can't seem to remember where i put the darn thing!). log cabins. las vegas. the queen of hearts. sacred hearts. new hearts. new hearts. new hearts. NEW HEARTS. cheap booze. hot stumps. finding the myriad things i've lost whilst in an intoxicated state (jeans. sneakers. earrings. sunglasses. scarves. sweaters. a sacred heart ring of inexplicable sentimental importance. secrets. times. names. dates. places. dossiers. microfilm. gold bullion. brain cells. common sense. . . ). messy hair. (somewot) learning german. owning my addictions. embracing my sicknesses. silly television. stiff drinks. nonstop news. finding that 'essence rare'. cocktail hours. stockings and garters. opera length gloves. cosmetics & candles. norman lindsay. man ray. schiele. bellmer. klimt. swimming horses. warm climates. prison tattoos. laudanum. art deco. art nouveau. happy hours. adirondack shee-it. those un-naturally blue orchids. the water. the woods. confessions of an english opium eater. dice. teenage dreaming. living another day. all things hillbilly. french symbolist poetry. sleeping without dreaming. shotgun shacks. shotgun weddings. sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll. better blood. bathtub gin. mrs. robinson. murder city nights. strawberries. violet candies. candied violets. (backseat) driving. musical fascism. being bad. raising a ruckus. rising above. backwoods. anthony bourdain. jackalopes. vacant lots. hot showers. soft sheets. open arms. dark suits. french cuffs. sayin' 'fuck you' with a smile. paul verlaine. stuffed toys with big round heads & unbearably happy smiley faces (i.e.; meowth! ahhh!). all night brainstorms. the electric ocean. sleeping/drinking at the beach. 'terrorising the patrons'. las vegas. the westward ho. poolside eric. dan the hockey player. the walking dead. beaudelaire. derek raymond. neuromancer. iridescent insects. early plastics. the arts and crafts movement. pcp. dog-eared dictionaries. running through the jungle. clark 8. mermaids. silent films. being black cat-like. my ex-husband. that serpentine noose. james ellroy. summertime rain. vintage silk velvet. adventure. stability. plaid. polka dots. stripes. being tossed about the room by a rocket scientist (and not a single stitch came un-hitched!) in my lovely birthday frock. thee stufts. my friends. feeling "dynamic". cheap thrills. . . . . . . . . . bein' more rock 'n' roll than you. sort of like this:
my theme song, yessiree: .... theme song numero dos, courtesy of morphine: .... these immortal souls: .... (more)t.i.s.: .... ed: .... (more)ed: .... iggy - countdown: .... troggs: .... only ones: .... johnnys: .... mc5: .... swell maps: .... firewater: .... replacements: .... (more)replacements: .... james (& friend): .... kid: .... foetus: .... tuxedomoon: .... turbonegro: .... contortions: .... birthday party: .... jacobites: .... (more)jacobites: .... X: .... peter perrett: .... nick and. . . chris!: .... and oh higgledy piggledy woo hoo hoo!, now dig this: ....
MoviesFalling Down. Blood Simple. El Mariachi. Warriors. Richard Kern flicks. River's Edge. Fatso. Shaun Of The Dead. noir. spaghetti westerns. most anything black and white and grade b. the Trip Back. Dirty Harry. Hammer horror. Bedazzled. (pre-U.S.A.)John Woo. Sergio Leone. the Lost Weekend. surreal old kung fu. those Town Hall Party dvd's. Sunset Boulevard. Donnie Darko. the Man With the Golden Arm. He Died With A Felafel In His Hand. Christiane F. the Road to Nashville.
TelevisionJohnny Staccato. the Avengers. the Prisoner. Quincy. Miami Vice. House. Twin Peaks. Curb Your Enthusiasm. the Colbert Report. Anthony Bourdain - No Reservations. the military channel. turner movie classics (all night long).
BooksRussian Criminal Tattoo Encyclopaedia.
HeroesBill "D-Fens" Foster.
and . . .
About me:if i don't somehow manage to offend, disgust, shock, embarrass, terrify, alienate, and/or injure you, or make you feel "uncomfortable" we'll be great friends.
i git cranky at the sight or mere mention of any sort of fruit in heavy syrup. i despise celery, the most dastardly of all vegetables. i am an orphan anxiously awaiting the day i am adopted by millionaires. ideally, millionaires to whom celery is such an abomination, they will use their millionaire-ish ways to eradicate it's very crunchy, fibrous, icky existence.
i've decided to start drinking directly through my brain. this technique is in its infancy, and as such there's many a kink to be worked out (and as they indeed sang it best, 'i'm not like everybody else'!). . . i have also been down in the lab furiously working on ways to remove this meddlesome heart from my sleeve. looks like i may have to dispose of the whole blasted arm, or something, or move to new orleans and get rebuilt with vintage motorcycle parts, or somehow convince this town and its somewot strangely likeable inhabitants not to give up on me just yet, or something. i love you to death janine - telling me i've now got "nikki six's hair" was the funniest gem i've heard in almost an entire lifetime, although i'd truly love to watch the warriors again because that made me smile alot, too, and ever since i have become un-speak-to-able i've caught a case of the most dreadful insomnia ever, and i'd much rather be consumptive methinks. but really, i do clean up quite nicely when i'm not sickly and/or struck dumb with the "i simply don't know wot to do's". and i'll swear it on the honour of any boy scout that isn't simply terrified to death of me as i calmly dump drinkys on my head.
(im)practical mathematics: leopard print + orange soda + bed + (unknown) + those cherry italian ices = sleep for days!
i make ridiculous statements. run and hide!
i wear my heart on my sleeve. run and hide!
olympic swimmer in a suicide ocean. opened up and bled, oh did i ever! give me a foreign car and i'll most certainly slam on the brakes. scout's honour. sometimes good gals do wear american flags, and i can assure you this digital dropout was nowhere near marty robbins when he um, expired.
run and hide!
run and hide!
"a man who is of sound mind is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key" -Paul Valery.
"Take care of luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."
"rags & bones & battered shoes"
"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
"cuz imitation's boring"
"rationalise this pagaent of pigsties / definalise the unthinking grey skies / i'm sitting uneasy upon my throne of fears"
"i've been crowned by sorrow / i've been crowned by hate / i've been crowned in black, now i abdicate. . . "
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give;
Gas smells awful; You might as well live.
"nothing is true and everything is permitted"
"here's to the merry-go-round"
frock-abilly freakout on heels.
"i'm trouble, kid. don't encourage me." - mike hammer
Who I'd like to meet:someone i've never met.
and . . .
a glimmer of light. those willing to accept the challenge (see 'About Me' above for further details). Sister Ann. Bleachy (he's joinin' th' army t'day!). Anthony Bourdain - again! - and i'll most certainly babble up a storm this time, yessiree. Ed Anger. Robert Mitchum. Dorothy Parker. Jackie Clark. Dave Alexander. Rodney Dangerfield. Tony Rigatoni. Liver Eatin' Johnson. Dr. House. the King of Kalifornia. Paul Westerberg - at the altar. Mark Sandman. winning lottery tickets. St. Dymphna,with a vodka & methadone on the rocks. Orson Welles, with a (mwahhhhaaaahhhhh) french champagne. Ghostwriter. Resurrection Mary. generous folk with deep pockets. Yogi Bhajan. Florrie Fisher. boy scouts. Man Who Fell to Earth-era Bowie. Robert Loggia. the Oregon Vortex. Vietnam. Honduras. Mexico City. Nashville. dirtbags. artists. writers. outlaws. chemists. historians. gunslingers. dirty stayouts. better blood. someone to hold me down, hold me back, and hold me up. or sumthin'.
this guy -
.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ....
. . . and anyone who has got an armful of those un-naturally blue-ish purple-ish orchids i dig oh so much.
- Status: In a Relationship
- Hometown: another planet
- Orientation: Straight
- Zodiac Sign: Taurus
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Occupation: troublemaker