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One Night Stand

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Released: Feb 22, 2010

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One Night Stand
2:33
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Baby It's You
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Keep On Rocking
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Cosmic Dragons
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Unrequited Love
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General Info

Genre: Indie / Psychedelic / Rock
Location Ontario, Ca
Profile Views: 10669
Last Login: 10/27/2011
Member Since 7/1/2006
Type of Label Unsigned
Bio
.. .. .. I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace) In a time of evil and tyranny, one band remains ready in the eye of the storm. Hunted by merciless assassins, The Orfs wander the countryside alone, poised to fight the forces of evil. Trained by the Legendary Orpheus, a 10th –degree master in the art of Gudo-orinji-minjitsu, The Orfs are stone-faced in the face of danger. The founder of The Orfs is the master of the Axe, the songwriter, Grant "the Tank" Kozuchar. He is as dangerous as he is deadly. With his weapon of choice, Grant can chop down doors and with an amp and mic he'll tickle your thoughts as he blows the roof off the place. Matt the earthquake Hurst is the master of hand to hand combat. Always ready to rumble, slapping his opponents with blinding speed, popping their heads clean off. Grant once led a furious trio, but the members where captured and killed by ninja spies. Grant the lone survivor was left alone to fight the demon assassins. With defeat inevitable and demon spies closing in from all sides, Grant was poised with his axe for one final battle. Then just as defeat seemed imminent, Matt "the earthquake" Hurst, Tim "the Axe Ambos" and Andrew "the Russell" who fights dudes with the power of a keyboard (he hits bad dudes in the head with a keyboard) joined the fight. Together they killed many ninja and escaped safely back to the Orfs headquarters. As demon spies surrounded The Orfs headquarters, Grant, Tim, Andrew and Matt prepared to fight their greatest battle. Matt created the deadly brown noise blowing his foes asses to smithereens, while Grant and Tim sliced as many enemies as they could with their lightning fast axes. Meanwhile, Andrew hit some bad dudes in the head with his keyboard, "ouch". However, with the numbers against them, it looked as though all was lost. Then just as defeat seemed imminent (again), from out of the shadows a lone man appeared. It was Kyle "the skills" Skillman, member of the mythical stage band clan, bounty hunter and master of the sticks. He swung his sticks with an intensity that crushed bones, helping the Orfs beat their foes into submission. Today, The Orfs continue to combine their forces. They fight evil and tyranny and search for new sounds. They hold dear the lessons of master Orpheus, using the power of the Lion, Tank, Swan, Titmouse and Earthquake to battle their foes. The furious five work together combining the sounds of robots with rock, blues, country, jazz the sound of one hand clapping, to create new music. They simply call this music, The Orfs. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ......Add to My Profile.. | .. More Videos..
Members
Grant Kozuchar- Guitar/Vocals Tim Ambos- Guitar Matt Hurst- Bass Kyle Skillman- Drums
Influences
Jimi Hendrix, Primus, the Reverend Horton Heat, Led Zepplin, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, the Beatles, Pat Martino, Django Reinhardt, The Rolling Stones, the Doors, Radiohead, Beck, Jane's Addiction, Miles Davis, Johnny Cash
Sounds Like
Some say that the Orfs sound like Robots milking a goat, while others argue they sound more like cows being slaughtered and liking it. Both of these groups however are crazy, as they clearly sound more like a band playing some kick ass music.

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