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    I think we can all agree that the weather sucks now. #ClimateDeniers

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    Tornado - a heartless one-eyed monster that devastates everything within its reach.

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    My husband tried to assault me by farting. Yet, as a professional wife I've been trained in breathing techniques & various other ninja arts.

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    *On the beach* "Glad my stomach's not THAT fat!" *sips 12 oz margarita from belly button with long straw - carelessly twirls drink umbrella*

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    She thinks of herself an average Joan - yet she leaves her house to take out the trash without any make-up on. Hero? A neighborhood legend..

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    *Field of Dreams' whisper on Chia Pet Penis* "If you make it wet... it will grow...."

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    Grandmother & Granddaughter? Or two angels descended from the warm tropical moon of a distant and beauteous star? http://t.co/MQ9kmHJ3jA

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    Oceanium with Robbert & Sophia: http://t.co/tLgAagMr7g ♥

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    I don't drink.

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    It always feels like a fun party until someone pukes on a twitter, instagram, or facebook account; then it feels more like a glorious shower

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    It's not that I have whiskey breath per se... it's just that paint cans have laws against huffing me to get high.

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    It's not that I have bad breath per se... it's just that every hobo within a mile's radius can pinpoint my exact location.

  13. Stacie Marie

    Godzilla was a beautiful & endangered species. A lot people compare the two of us; in the mornings, especially after my breath levels cities

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    #YouNeverKnow

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    Grandmothers like portraits too: http://t.co/Rf4JXDCURw ♥

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    You're probably wondering, "What does Stacie Marie listen to http://t.co/mrdi25VL9j when she's riding in a car http://t.co/Mnv48ZTHqI ?"

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    Is #pussy a bad word?

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    I like to kick a new mother right in the pussy and then follow that with a gift of baby clothes.

  19. Stacie Marie

    I just want to stir the controversy deep inside your mind before adding some sugar and possibly some whipped cream. Mm. How delightful.

  20. Stacie Marie

    Before you think I want your man over my own, be sure he at least has a college degree. Otherwise, you both look stupid.

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