Yeah I was spring cleanin yesterday and I keep findin the younguns’ junk all over the place. RJ leaves truck parts in awkward places, like the bathtub. Otis left movie reels with my knittin’ and the odd cheerleader here and there, like the pantry. And Baby got sequins in my sourdough bread starter! What in the hells she was doin workin on her costume right over top of my sourdough bread leavening I haven’t the slightest idea. Plus my hairspray keeps disappearin and I know it ain’t Tiny takin it. But it’s all a part of being a loving mother, I suppose. I wouldn’t trade my family for anything else in this world, but my patience wears thin sometimes hahaha. I found some delightful reader’s digests when I was cleanin, and a couple pairs of shoes I had forgotten about. I also discovered what happened to that one big old scrapbook that had all the stuff with good ol’ Johnny in it...my I still love that goofball clown...Whew now I’m gettin’ all teary-eyed about that fool. Hasn’t set foot up here in Lord knows how long, he needs to fix the water pump like he said he would. Plus a good roll in the hay wouldn’t hurt none, neither.
Current mood:blessedMy oh my we had us some visitors today! Jehovah's Witnesses, to be exact. We ain't seen none of those round here for nigh on 25 years. I had sooo much fun with them, I invited em in, served em tea, we chitchatted about that there Christ Jesus. We never was the church-going type, dontyaknow, lol. It was a woman close to my age and her college age son, and boy were they devout! I made em think I was gonna give em a donation and everything before RJ came in and laid Jesus Mom out hahahaha. With a pipe wrench. He's ever so clever, that RJ. Jesus Boy started yelpin' something fearful until I laid his ass out with a cast iron fryin pan. Baby was disapointed she was out shoppin when her friends when all the excitement happened, but you can't predict when such fortunate things just fall right in yer lap! She'll no doubt be happy I've been rather gentle with Jesus Boy. Maybe my little girl will 'convert' him over to the other side!