GeneralI'm quite the domestic, I love cooking, watchin' the tellyvision, making luvly things like shawls, painting pottery. My kids, Angel Baby, RJ, Tiny, Otis, an' their doings. All my children are so different and there's never a dull moment! I like dressin' up real purty, Halloween parties, barbecues, horror movies (good clean fun!), music and Tupperware parties. Haw! I'm just kiddin' about that. Lessee, what else...well, I love doing things together as a family, like watchin tv, going shopping, luring idiot kids to the house to play around with em then kill em, skinning and cooking them, you know, regular stuff.
MusicI just adore Patsy Cline, Willie Nelson and Johnny Cash. I also enjoy the Allman Brothers and Muddy Waters. I like some of that crazy stuff RJ and Otis listens to like the Supersuckers and the Sword, but that's a little too heavy for my tastes sometimes. You can keep that rap stuff, it's awful! How can you tell what they're saying??
MoviesI love that Marilyn Monroe movie Some Like it Hot, that is sooo funny! hahaha! Gone with the Wind is a good'un, oh and Friday the 13th, I cried and cried on that one! That poor Mrs. Voorhees, losing her baby boy like that so senselessly, how terrible! If someone did my precious Tiny like that, I'd come back and KILL THEM ALL!!! Stalk, torture, torment and KILL, just like she did, courageous mother that she is. Oh, now I've gona and gotten myself all worked up, whew...
BooksOtis is the book-reader in the family, never had much use for em, myself. I do like magazines like Star and Ladies Home Journal. I like Deer Hunter, too, I get all sorts of useful tips from there, like how to lay in wait, and field dressing sometimes comes in handy, cause moving a 200 pound city moron in the middle of thw woods is just too hard for a delicate flower like myself.
HeroesMy dearly departed mother, why she was the best whore in the Tri-county region!
About me:Hmm well now, I'm just a retired, eh, entertainer watchin' over my brood. I'm so very proud being a mother to my wonderful younguns! Well whenever Baby or Otis ain't hoggin the computer I'll get on here and update you folks!
DISCLAIMER: This is the myspace profile of the character Mother Firefly, not either of the actresses who portrayed her in House of 1000 Corpses or The Devil's rejects. Therefore, there will be lots of graphic shit here unsuitable for young children or those who are faint of heart. Thank you and enjoy.
Who I'd like to meet:I'm lookin' for that special man to keep me warm at night, loooooves to have a good time (If ya know whut I mean!), and help me keep all my clan in line. I also like to meet other doting mothers like myself, maybe some cute guys with money to spend for my...'services'..hehehe. And that two-bit ex husband of mine, Cutter--he needs to come up here and fix the water pump. Him and that stupid roadside museum, sheesh.
- Status: Divorced
- Here for: Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
- Hometown: Ruggsville
- Body type: Average
- Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
- Religion: Protestant
- Zodiac Sign: Gemini
- Children: Proud parent
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Occupation: retired stay at home mom