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I always figured by now I'd own a beautiful, ranch style farm, completely sustainaible by solar power, inhabited by my own special entourage of artists and writers...
maybe one celebrety, someone from 90210 or Law and Order...
and we'd live together as a mish-mash family of manic-psychotics and quasi-castaways, maybe there'd be a hundred of us, which means I'd have two hundred shoulders upon which to cradle my round chin when spirits felt downtrodden by the ugliness of humanity.
I'd have two magnificent Mastiffs, giant beasts that would chase hurled sticks, and I'd watch their powerful legs sweep divets into the air as they sprinted.
Holidays would be like Arafat's funeral, everyone firing rifles into the air and crying uncontrollably, and we'd all chip in a little scratch to get Morrisey to fly in and serenade us with bitter lyrical stylings, and everyone would watch, doe-eyed, smiling, for the first hour, until the serene atmoshphere gets broken by a single person screaming "Morrissy, you pussy!" from somewhere in the back, and the wave of bi-polarism would spread from person to person, as we'd all slowly remember what a fucking pussy Morrissy must be, with all his weak, sarcastic, smart-assed lyrics, and his faggy accent, and the silence would be replaced by blood-curdling screams of "you suck!" and "get off the stage!", and our screams would be joined by a chorus of shattering glass as the beer bottles rain against the sound guy.
Morrissy, of course, would be helicoptered away by his personal guard, and the rage would turn to weeping, which would turn to hugging and kissing and finally a monstrous orgy would occur, real kinky, anything goes, guy-on-guy, girl-on-girl, man-on-mastiff, and we'd all fuck till there was no shame left to be felt. One big, happy, family.
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10 of 34MoreThanks for the link to the thing on Andy. That was terrific.
troy
yo have fun...
hi office buddy. =] hope you have a good weekend.
i think couch of 1000 corpses 2 is coming out, but it has something to do with a futon
You Are a Ho. Where are you?
Ho.
...miss you sweetheart!
"Talk is cheap...It is the way we organize and use our lives everyday that tells what we believe in."
-Cesar Chavez
Thanks for the support - be sure to check out our page if you'd like to volunteer with us this summer!
Party to save the League!
Monday, April 9 at 7 p.m.
221 Dolores St (btwn 15th and 16th), SF
Click here to RSVP!
Two weeks ago, the League found out that we're losing 1/3 of our total national funding because our biggest funder has cut back on its youth sector, including losing the entire California budget. In order to save the California League, we need to raise $75,000 in four weeks. We've chosen you- 60 of our most dedicated (and baller) friends and volunteers to help save the day.
At the meeting we'll:
<li />brush up on the incredible work the League has done in 2006 and 2007 in San Bernardino, San Jose, the Bay, Milwaukee, Pittsburgh, Maine, New Mexico, and Ohio.
<li />learn about what the League wants to do in the next 3 years in CA, why it's so important, and the money required to make it happen
<li />practice our pitches on one another
<li />talk about how to ask for money in ways that make us and our donors feel great about the experience
<li />make a "Treasure Map"- a concrete plan for who we will ask for money over the next six weeks, and how we will ask them
<li />give some money ourselves-whatever we're comfortable with-because we have to be willing to give ours if we're going to ask other people to give theirs
Truly, we are so lucky to have you on our team. We couldn't have done the last three years without you, and we know we can get through this with your help.
P.S. If you know other people who love the League (or could quickly grow to) might lik
What's Up Mark
Here's To Gettin Laid & Paid in Creative ways.
& if nobody loves you, then love yo self!
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Happy birthday, dammit.