Lewd & Crude Greetings™

About me:

Lewd & Crude Greetings ™ is the brainchild of musician & writer, Renee M. Lopez. The idea culminated in the start of 2007 after continually being unable to find that certain kind of sarcastic sentiment, greeting cards filled with varying degrees of humor, a little brutal honesty with maybe even a hint of cynicism, she then decided it was time to take matters into her own hands, putting her creativity to good use by making not only something entertaining that she would appreciate but also something that others would love to get their hands on as well for many a reason. After getting flooded with so many ideas and knowing that this concept was an extremely marketable and profitable venture, Lewd & Crude Greetings was then born. It’s taken some time to start putting the building blocks together with everything necessary to build a business from a home base into a retail venture but after much hard work we are now here in 2012. After securing proper preparations and after a short trial run in the Westfield Shopping Center in San Diego, CA in 2010, we are moving closer towards worldwide launch via net and beyond. On Friday May 15th, 2009 we started the preview process, sponsoring the first year of Beach Scene Rockfest at the Wavehouse in Mission Beach, CA. This event acted as a preliminary launch to give everyone a sneak peek of what was to come and get reaction which was very receptive. From here on out besides other events taking place, full product launch, etc, two formal launch parties have been in the works to follow, other retail outlets are being secured and with all ducks in a row, by the end of 2012 full launch of the business will commence. For those unfamiliar with whom we are and what we do… We are a novelty related greeting card line focused towards mature audiences, specializing in… Greeting Cards (Prints), E-Cards, Clothing, Stickers, Accessories and much more. In time we will continue to expand on these ideas and creations. We will also be providing sponsorship to a few select bands/musical artists/comedians. Currently we have a few acts secured and are also in talks with other various bands/artists/others including but not limited to: Shadow Of Seven, Kicking K8, Depswa, God Forbid and more. We have plans to collaborate with them and others on a very neat idea bringing both music and the greetings together. More on this will be coming as well in the very near future. So again, thanks to all of you for your continued support. We look forward to being able to provide a little something for everyone and don’t be fooled by others who think they are as clever, we’re the first of our kind… Remember that in life some people should be heard and not seen so don’t forget to, Keep It Real, Keep It Lewd & Crude. Lewd & Crude Greetings™ P.O. Box 21447 El Cajon, CA 92021 info@lewdcrudegreetings.com www.lewdcrudegreetings.com www.zazzle.com/lcgreetings* www.facebook.com/lcgreetings www.myspace.com/lcgreetings www.twitter.com/lcgreetings All items will be available for purchase online and also in print. Prices will be listed, and all info on where to purchase will be available soon. Greeting Cards available, ranging in topics from Relationships (Both Sexes), Friendships, Thank You's, General Shitty-ness (Is this even a word? LOL, Ah Fuck It) And Much More. So on that note... Keep It Real, Keep It Lewd & Crude. ..