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AMUZE'S SCARY STORY(:

By: Amuze(Eleazar)
elrobisme@yahoo.com
Background
Eduardo- is an 18-year old, that dresses nice, he used to play soccer and talks in Spanish ALOT.
Fidel- Enjoys watching “Jersey Shore”, making jokes, and is too chill, to worry about a lot.
Joseph- an 18-year old, who is sporty, and is very muscular, is quiet and nice, but is not shy when, talked to.
Eleazar (Narrator) – ALWAYS smiling and making jokes, is very relaxing and not a care in the world.
Hitler- Hitler is mean Security guard whom everyone dislikes at Godinez Fundamental.

Scary Story
Narrator (Eleazar) - So we was chillin with the buds in Mrs. York’s class today the 29th of October; Only two days before Halloween 2010, our last Halloween while being in High School.

Fidel & Eduardo talk in a distance.
Mrs. York- “Fidel how many points do you want to lose?”
Fidel replies “I’m asking Eduardo something about something”
Eduardo- “So Halloween is this Sunday, Que vamos hacer?”
Fidel- “Sepa la ********”
Eduardo- “Whos house are we egging?”
Fidel & Eleazar- “Hitler!”
Eduardo- “You guys know wassup”
Narrator-So the day ends & we meet up after school at Taco Bell.
Eleazar- “Lets invite some more people for Sunday”
Fidel- “Who do we invite foo?”
Eleazar- “Lets invite some ladies, Dawg”
Eduardo- “Are you on Acid?”
Eleazar-“Not this time, “I mean not right now ahahha.”
Eleazar-“If anything I’m inviting this one girl<3”
Eduardo- “Manuela?”
Eleazar-“No!, don’t be estuped”
Eleazar-“It’s this one girl named Martha”
Fidel-“I’ll invite my lady too”,
Eduardo-“My lady is going too”

El Taco Bell-O
Narrator- Fidel & Eleazar are eating Tacos, but Eduardo hates Mexican Food, so he’s eating white rice from Shanghai Express.

Eduardo- “Who do we pick up?”
Fidel- “Who can we pick up?”
Eduardo- “Estamos en Harbor”.
Fidel- “Lets pick up Joseph!”.
Eleazar- “Ee! That’s right!”
Eduardo- “Screwed up”
Eleazar- “Not like that stupid, that’s where his pad is at”
Eduardo- “Oh, No mames, For real? My bad”
Fidel- “Pull over foo I see Joseph!”
Eleazar- “Kick it Joseph, we’ll give you a ride; Where you coming from?”
Joseph- I’m just walking home from watching Brock Lesnar get his ass beat by Cain”
Fidel- “And that’s why Joseph’s the Cool guy!”
Joseph- “Take me to my pad, yeah?”
Eduardo- “Handle it”
Eleazar- “So Eduardo is going to pick us up at my pad at 7:30pm, then we’ll drink our 4Jarritos, & really get goin”
Fidel- “Doesn’t that have like 12% gas or something?
Eduardo- *Farts* Yeah, I just drank one!”
Fidel- “Se buey!”
Eleazar- *Makes this face >.<*, I’m bringing the toilet paper”
Eduardo- “I’m bringing Eggs”
Fidel- “And Fidel is bringing Fidel”
Narrator- Two days pass, Eleazar has been hitting up the Club & Handling, Eduardo has been drinking 4Jarritos & Eating Shanghai Express, & Fidel ate Five Tortas, Twenty Tacos, & 3 Burritos…. AGAIN!
Halloween Day
Narrator- So the buds have been drinking their 4Jarritos & Eduardo with his Rice, and are now driving around looking for girls to pick up.

Joseph- “Never mind, I’m going to chill it”
Eleazar- “What are you guys going to dress up as?
Fidel- I’m Bob, the Body Builder”
Eleazar- “I’m drunk, *Hi-cup* drunk”
Eduardo- “I’m a ghost”
Eleazar- “And Joseph is the Heavy Weight!”
Halloween Night
Eleazar- “Alright guys this is the first house”
Eduardo- “No…, this is MY house”
Fidel- “If anything lets hit up Beverly Hills; I hear instead of Candy they give you cash dawg!”
Joseph- “But I don’t want to go home”
Eleazar- “Te la pelas ahaha”

Narrator- So now the Buds are heading to Beverly Hills, but their Volkswagen Scooby Doo looking Van stops working, now they get off & notice that it is Pitch-Black & no one is around them. No cars, no people, not even a light.
Eduardo- “Do you guys remember the last time we saw a car or even a light?”
Joseph-“ Bout half an hour ago”
Eleazar-“I don’t even know”
Fidel- “Relax guys probably the pigs are at Krispy Kremes, & everyone else is at Bristol celebrating Cain”
Eduardo- “Well its getting late we should start walking somewhere to get the Van fixed”
Fidel- “Lets go Eleazar”
Eleazar- Go where? WE don’t know which way is where”
Fidel- Lets walk this way & once we find something we’ll call up Eduardo”
Eleazar- “Lets go”
Joseph- “I’ll stay with Eddy that way his van doesn’t get jacked”

Narrator- Fidel & Eleazar leave & do not call. After 20min, Fidel calls Eduardo.

Eduardo- “What do you want? Your wasting my unlimited minutes!”

Narrator- Fidel yells into the phone panicked & breathing hard”

Fidel- “Dude something took Eleazar!”
Eduardo- “Your not Making sense!”
Fidel- “Something took Eleazar! We were walking over this bridge & at the end we heard something behind the bushes, but that was just some dog peeing, & then we heard someone yell below us under the bridge, so we went down to check it out. When we got down to the bottom we only saw one big shadow & another shadow fighting, Eleazar had thought it was two people fighting, Eleazar had thought it was two people fighting, but “It” wasn’t a person. It knocked him out, & then me, then I woke up like Five minutes later, and I didn’t see anyone. Stay where you’re at!”
CLICKS.
Eduardo-“Joseph, Joseph!”

Narrator- Joseph was gone. Eduardo had not noticed where Joseph had disappeared to.
Fidel arrives at the scene.
Fidel- “Eduardo!”
Eduardo- “I’m over here!, did you see Joseph?”
Fidel- “Did’nt he stay with you?”
Eduardo-“Yeah, but after you clicked on me, I didn’t see him, it was as if he Dissapeared”
Fidel-“Damn dawg, we have a situation here”
Eduardo-“No duh, I’m going to call 911.

Narrator- “Eduardo dials & notices the phone dies before anyone answers; Eduardo notices there are a lot of shadows surrounding him & closing in. he screams like a girl when someone grabs him from behind and covers his mouth. He struggles to break free but cant, he watches as the shadows run closer & closer. A bright light blinds him, he notices he got wet and then he wakes up.
Eduardo-“Ay dios mio! It was only a dream!”
Eduardo’s Mom-“Que Chinqados! If it was only a dream then why did you wet the bed!”

THE END!
P.S.- The “4Jarritos” are actually “4Lokos” and the Rice is NOT Shrooms, although some readers thought it was(LOL)”
AND I had to cover things up cuz it had tobe school “Appropriate”. aha.

Send me thee partyy forward dawq